WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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