friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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