I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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