her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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