So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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