so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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