More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
