Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
