They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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