i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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