why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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