It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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