We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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