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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward

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• (315): View more from New York

  Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.

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• (951): View more from California

  We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.

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• (631): View more from New York

  i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight

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  I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.

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• (914): View more from New York

  You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle

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