Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?