he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.