Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
A+ Viking dick
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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