I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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