oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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