I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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