I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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