butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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