Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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