Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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