You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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