god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
last night I used snow as a chaser
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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