When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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