he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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