My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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