i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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