I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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