He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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