big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet