shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?