At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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