Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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