WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.