Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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