Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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