:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Alive.
So much puke
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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