No, you can still breathe under the balls.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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