I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize