Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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