Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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