The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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