He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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