id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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