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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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