Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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