So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
