Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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