yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
This is the high leading the old right now
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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