Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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