I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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