How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
nutella sex= disaster
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I had to cum in my sink.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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