I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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