Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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