He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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