Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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