I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
At least make sure they are 18
Why
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
