The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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