You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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